Do You Have What It Takes to Be Beyoncés Assistant

first_imgStay on target Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola, and strawberries or a five-star breakfast?” Green Chyna asks.As mouth-watering as those bacon strips and hashbrowns look…This is by far the easiest question of the lot. So answer healthy or just go home.Following the most important meal of Bey’s day, you’ll have to navigate the murky waters of FaceTiming with family, dealing with the paparazzi, locating lost items, and correctly lighting one of music’s top-selling artists.It won’t be easy. And it won’t always be fun. But it will be vital—to the world and your future.(I mean, imagine having to explain to your family, friends, and potential employers that Beyoncé fired you as her PA because you chose the wrong song to play in the car.)Like the classic CYOA stories of yore, it’s easy enough to simply rewind the narrative and try again (and again, and again).And you don’t even need to be a Beyoncé fan (unlike the creator, who claims the superstar “spat on my hand” in 2016) to enjoy the interactive experience. Though an intimate knowledge of Ms. Knowles may help inform some of your decisions. My own assistant just got fired on the very first question— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019Your chances with Queen Bey may be spoiled. But Green Chyna is working on a new simulation thread: “Getting away with murder: DON’T GET CAUGHT.”“This one will be coming soon,” a Sunday tweet said. “If any of you guys know more than the average person about homicide please message me so I can make sure all the answers are as accurate as possible.”Who says Twitter isn’t trustworthy?More on Beyoncé and Donald Glover Sing Duet in New ‘The Lion King’ TV SpotBeyoncé’s Production Company Sued Over Website AccessibilityAmazon Alexa Now Lets You Choose Your Own Adventure Think you have what it takes to be Beyoncé’s assistant?Test your skills with this hard-as-hail viral Twitter game.User Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) started the threat on Saturday, inviting people to play along and “Don’t get fired.”The choose-your-own-adventure-esque adventure is a roller coaster of emotions—from pride to embarrassment to elation. Elon Musk’s Cheeky ‘Nuke Mars!’ Post Is Taking Over TwitterTwitter Tests Subscribe-to-Replies Feature last_img read more


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